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Bikemonger's Happy Bottom Bum Butter Vegan Cycling Chamois Butter

$20.00 USD You Save 37% ($7.50 USD)

Charlie (aka The Bikemonger) says....This is a wonderful locally (UK) produced vegan chamois balm / bum butter.

  • 100% natural ingredients.
  • Vegan friendly
  • Pain relief from clove oil - pretty clever eh?
  • Vegetable glycerine and Egyptian geranium oil absorbs to lower dermis, all the way in to really repair your damaged skin.
  • Antiseptic and anti-bacterial with tea tree oil to stop you growing diseases in your shorts.
  • PET recyclable containers (you can make fleece jackets out of them)
  • Female friendly, it won't make your girly bits zing.
  • 100ml jar goes a very long way, around 7,000 miles.
  • Endorsed and used by real pro cyclists:
    • Lee Cragie our Ladies National Fatbike champion loves the Happy Bottom Bum Butter.
    • Markus Stitz who is riding round the world single speed is begging for it ;-)
    • Lance Bumstrong the best fake cycling messiah we could find ( )
    • Karen Darke winner of a Gold Olympic medal in the Rio Olympics.

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