Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work.
Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.
The aquatic scent blends notes of fresh water, open-air, and bergamot. Smells like Naval Diplomacy.
*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.
3X THICKER than teenage body wash
- Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
- Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
- Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
- Bonus: no loofah required
- Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
- Size: 17.5 oz.
INGREDIENTS - THICK – NAVAL DIPLOMACY
WATER (AQUA), SODIUM LAURYL SULFATE, SODIUM LAURETH SULFATE, COCAMIDOPROPYL HYDROXYSULTAINE, GLYCERIN, ACRYLATES CROSSPOLYMER-4, COCAMIDOPROPYL BETAINE, ALOE BARBADENSIS (ALOE VERA) LEAF JUICE, HYDRATED SILICA, ACRYLATES/STEARETH-20 METHACRYLATE COPOLYMER, ETHYLHEXYLGLYCERIN, CITRIC ACID, POLYQUATERNIUM-7, SODIUM BENZOATE, POTASSIUM SORBATE, PHENOXYETHANOL, SODIUM HYDROXIDE, SODIUM CHLORIDE, BLUE 1, YELLOW 5, RED 33, FRAGRANCE (PARFUM)